Wednesday, March 31, 2010
If you prick him, does he not bleed?
Our own Perfesser Chaos has a new gig as a commentator for The Allegheny Front, a great local environmental show on the Best Radio Station Ever.
Here's his first installment.
I told him he should have mentioned to the web people Rosie's registered name: Brandywine Briar Rose.
It's true that he seems to have Special Powers over the thorned flora.
I'm racing the spring trying to get rusty old fence out of a particularly troublesome run through the woods; I'm tired of stapling up dogs. If I don't get it out before the shrubs leaf out, we're hosed.
He hasn't been out to work on this little project. "Oh, I gotta record my commentary. No chores today."
Wonder how those Special Powers would hold up against 80-year-old barbed wire?