I know how fetch started.
Cavewoman was just trying to
Cavepuppy kept lunging for her
The savage beatings discouraged him just enough that he started on her
Cavewoman distracted Cavepuppy with a
Cavepuppy wanted to chew his prize, but he also wanted to be a pill. So he brought the prize to Cavewoman's lap and tried to chew it there.
Cavewoman tossed the
But away is not annoying, so it is not fun. And back he brought it.
The rest is history.
In truth, we cheat.
We have not raise a puppy in over 17 years.
Strike that. We have not raised a puppy. Lilly was born a six-year-old midget.
Lilly raised Mel. Lilly and Mel raised Pip. Pip and Mel raised Moe. Sophia has never grown up. Pip and Moe and Sophia have sorta raised Princess Rosie. And all are pitching in with reform school for young Spike.
A couple hours a day free-ranging, chasing after the Big Dogs and getting chewed on by guys four times his size, takes a tyke a long way towards civilization.