Dogs. Dawgs. Other critters. Life as Oliver Wendell Douglas. Live heirlooms, both flora and fauna. Self-sufficiency. Suffering not a fool to live. Land stewardship. Turnip trucks, and those who have not fallen therefrom. Training things. Growing things. Search and rescue. What is this bug and what is it doing under my desk light?
Embracing the reality that Nature Bats Last.
Americans cannot lose weight if they continue to dine on fully breaded chihuahuas. If you want to lose weight on chihuahuas, you have to lightly coat them with oil and garish with a slice of rosemary or a couple of lemon wedges.
Thanks, Patrick, for reading my mind. And Heather, for reading it again as I read Patrick's post.
My Chihuahuas are full-garish. They wear bright red lipstick and full sets of fake eyelashes. And DO NOT give them any money, no matter what they tell you.
Unless teacup dogs are actually waterproof and can hold my morning beverages without leaking like a sieve, I cannot condone owning them. Come on, people, breed for function! These things are just dogs, not actual useful kitchen items...
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Looks like I should start my own internet business selling puppies while donating money to the ASPCA to stop puppy mills...
ReplyDeleteThis is what gets me SOOOO angry!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAmericans cannot lose weight if they continue to dine on fully breaded chihuahuas. If you want to lose weight on chihuahuas, you have to lightly coat them with oil and garish with a slice of rosemary or a couple of lemon wedges.
Come on people -- Keep America Beautiful!!
Patrick
How can it be beautiful when the Chihuahuas are all garish?
ReplyDeleteThanks, Patrick, for reading my mind. And Heather, for reading it again as I read Patrick's post.
ReplyDeleteMy Chihuahuas are full-garish. They wear bright red lipstick and full sets of fake eyelashes. And DO NOT give them any money, no matter what they tell you.
I like my teacup yorkies as little charming as possible, thank you.
ReplyDeleteepic algorithm FAIL.
ReplyDeleteBread Chihuahuas! The best kind! The only question is: Are they white, or whole wheat?
ReplyDeleteI am thinking beer battered would be better, even though the diet thingee would be OUT the window. Garish-ness is a problem, nonetheless.
ReplyDeleteUnless teacup dogs are actually waterproof and can hold my morning beverages without leaking like a sieve, I cannot condone owning them. Come on, people, breed for function! These things are just dogs, not actual useful kitchen items...
ReplyDeleteSomeone should sue for false advertising.
Skimming through the comments I read Diane's name as: dian eat dog train
ReplyDeleteObviously she needs to team up with the Doubtful Guest to raise garish, breaded chihuahuas and train people how to eat them.
Once you've had a fully breaded weiner dog, you'll never go back.
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ReplyDeleteDoes anyone else but me have recipies?
ReplyDeletehttp://terriermandotcom.blogspot.com/2008/12/how-to-cook-xoloitzcuintli.html
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are the chihuahuas garish or garnish...or are they a garish garnish?
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